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Keeping people away and yourself safe! (I need help)


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1) Observe retard with drink approaching Dj booth. Wait till they get reasonably close...

2) ...Kill the music!

3) Point at retard with drink and pretend its as all their fault

4) Enjoy look on retards face

5) Continue playing music or take opportunistic toilet/fag break and tell everyone your just waiting for the equipemnt to 'dry'

Easy...

That's actually a pretty good idea

  • 2 months later...
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I did a party and a drink was split on the table my decks were sitting on. None of my equipment got wet but I killed the music, grabbed the Mic, stepped infront of my decks and said. "Im glad we're all having a good time and I appreciate the feedback but if you want to approach me, leave your drinks with a friend. If she gets wet the parties over and your wallets empty" Everyone kept their drinks off the table from that point on and plenty of fucks were given that night.

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