OMG Fabs got another gen y gig.

[FabDJ]

Someone was so unimpressed with Fabs gig at the Old England Hotel in Heidelberg that I have been invited to play at the British Crown Hotel in Collingwood this Saturday night.

Worlds second oldest DJ is on a roll.

Cobbled together a playlist of Apria top club 100 so hope that is what they want to hear.

Seems anyone can be a DJ if they want to be.

Just have to know party people.

Party is being put on by a oil squillionaires son, who knows me.

[SourceRaver]

Bravo Fab!

It must be your good looks...

[FabDJ]

Thanks Source

Err Yessss.

[Cupe]

so queue up a few songs then go look behind all the paintings for the safe

[eggssell]

nice going fab!!

[JonnyB]

yeah steal us all a mil each would ya?

nah nice one man, let us know how it goes!

[CBG]

might walk over and have a look fabs, give you a stir up

[Jaz]

Think about it this way, if he's that rich he could have chosen any world famous DJ....

but he chose you my friend, you must be 1 mad motherfucker!

[Gandy]

niiiice!

[FabDJ]

Think about it this way, if he's that rich he could have chosen any world famous DJ....

but he chose you my friend, you must be 1 mad motherfucker!

He knows I work for cake

Thats why he is so rich.

[Jaz]

hahahaha ^

[FabDJ]

Gig didnt go too well.

Bar owner told me to turn the volume and bass down at 11.30pm cause neighbours complaining or 700.00 fine from Yarra Council.

Said it was a residential area.

One block from the CBD, for Christs sake.

Spat the dummy, packed up and went home.

[Jaz]

Ouch, sorry to hear man, I'm finding that it's rare to have a good gig when mobile DJing

keep ya chin up son

[FabDJ]

Thanks DJaz

Another reason I left.

The bar tab finished and I was just gettin up to cruising speed.

[CBG]

tell me about it, a bar i used to play at isnt going anymore because of noise complaints. its on the city side of victoria st just off elizabeth st!! ffs!

For those who dont know, that basically the cbd. fuckin retarded

[FabDJ]

Yeah, my pub was on Smith St one block north from Victoria Parade.

Bitch face owner said if she could hear any noise from outside, I'm out.

So,not going to hang around playing background

till stumps, so said goodbye.

[Hobberz]

I dont blame you for packing up mate. No point wasting your time, I had a similar experience recently.

[CBG]

what a fuckhead. I push my mixer that fuckin hard when i play out. MAXIMUM FUCKING VELOCITY OR GET THE FUCK OUT!! woo!! haha

[FabDJ]

Was only on 1/3 volume could have blown her pub windows out if I gave it the gun.