Bad experiences.

[DJ__PHANTOM_SHADOW]

Solved the sub used as a table for beer glasses by putting my speaker bags on top of it.

No one moved them but for speeches the fuckers started putting glasses on my dj table while they talked.

Having 200 people staring at the speaker and you close behind I could not tell them to move their glasses so thinking of having no spare room on the table with a road case filling it up.

Any suggestions for solving this problem?

I'm glad U asked, U might try a piece of clear perspects and place some little strip-lights at the joins, and a few small brackets it a-fix it flush with the outside of the table.

Added benefit, turns your plain table into a professional looking booth if done correctly and helps hide some of the cords if U black out some of the bottom with a little black paint. DJ PHANTOM SHADOW

[CDJbpm]

I was asked to play a friend of a friends b'day. I said no worries, was advised they had decks (CDJ's) and drinks would be on the house. Sweet as.

I rock up early to find no farking decks, just an amplifier and shitty old speakers in a run down pub. Fortunately I had a backup plan, I brought my laptop so I connected the laptop into their system and mixed off Traktor. That Sync button is farkin handy when your shitfaced.

[FabDJ]

I was asked to play a friend of a friends b'day. I said no worries, was advised they had decks (CDJ's) and drinks would be on the house. Sweet as.

I rock up early to find no farking decks, just an amplifier and shitty old speakers in a run down pub. Fortunately I had a backup plan, I brought my laptop so I connected the laptop into their system and mixed off Traktor. That Sync button is farkin handy when your shitfaced.

So is the cruise

Can fall off your stool fucked and no one notices till close up time.

[Jaz]

hardest thing for me was playing 5 hours non stop without a piss break, that was worse then any teenage faggot for me lol

[dim]

hardest thing for me was playing 5 hours non stop without a piss break, that was worse then any teenage faggot for me lol

mate, I regularly play 5 to 7 hours non stop. we have a smoking ban in this country so I need regular piss, bar visit and fag breaks....

how about we start a thread called: "songs long enough to fit a piss break in"?

i'll begin with the old skool ones:

rappers delight: the sugarhill gang

the rapture: Blondie (original full length mix)

Give it up or turn it loose: James Brown

Got to give it up: marvin gaye

if theres a queue at the bog you're fooked anyway tho!

[andyman]

hardest thing for me was playing 5 hours non stop without a piss break, that was worse then any teenage faggot for me lol

mate, I regularly play 5 to 7 hours non stop. we have a smoking ban in this country so I need regular piss, bar visit and fag breaks....

how about we start a thread called: "songs long enough to fit a piss break in"?

i'll begin with the old skool ones:

rappers delight: the sugarhill gang

the rapture: Blondie (original full length mix)

Give it up or turn it loose: James Brown

Got to give it up: marvin gaye

if theres a queue at the bog you're fooked anyway tho!

A few good ones I like to play when I need a ciggie are:

Radioslave - Grindhouse (Dubfire Terror Planet Remix)

Deep Dish - Say Hello

16 Bit Lolitas - Murder Weapon

[dim]

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[Lurk6r]

If ya don't drink you don't need to piss. Also, if you don't breath, you never need to eat, hence never need to shit.

[dim]

there's something wrong here vladpp...

cant quite put my finger on it tho.

shit of course: if i didnt breath how could i inhale smoke?