Creamfields 2011

[Jaz]

So i only just saw Creamfields 2010 Line up and it was fucking epic! im so fuckkkkkkking bummed i didnt see it earlier, would have deffo gone

but now im looking at 2011, the tickets are already on sale even though its 11 months away

but i cant find the line up? any idea's? i meen who buys tickets without knowing who's playing....

[CBG]

line up wont arrive till prbly 4-5months before it.

goodvibes does it, but theyre fucking fags.

I think its fucking arrogant and a load of shit selling tickets to a festival without announcing the line-up.

[Jaz]

dunno who would buy them this early, besides scalpers trying to get them cheap and thena big re-sale when they are sold out

[CBG]

them and stupid muzzas

[Gandy]

excuse my ignorance, but whats a muzza

[Cupe]

excuse my ignorance, but whats a muzza

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..

Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Cars: Holden VL Berlinas to Calays, usually worked by Rajab or Bresciani Racing. Most comon colour includes Canary Yellow on BT1s dumped on 15” Interceptors. 5Lt VN’s, VQ Statesmen, R33 Skylines ect.

Language: Almost every sentence a Muzza says will include several of the following words; Uleh, Re, Bro, Lan, Scarn-On. Uleh; Lebanese for Brother/Mate. Re; pronounced Ah-re, more common with the Greeks or any Wog of Non-Lebo Background, meaning some as Uleh. Lan; pronounced Lun, more common with the West Asian Wogs, meaning man. Scarn-On, wog for what’s going on/what’s up.

[Gandy]

i hate those people

[Jaz]

often associated with wankers, tossers, try hards, bogans, tools, Stogies, troll farmers, and of coarse dero's

all i here from these people is "pop a wheelie!"

[Cupe]

fair game

[Gandy]

we have those kind of ppl in our town, go phat lapping thursday nites down the waterfront and think there the shit because they are driving a holden commodore, we just call them losers /shrug

[Cupe]

now you can call them 'muzza's'

[Jaz]

that or out drag them on a motorbike, their Dicks will never shrink that fast again, extra funny with a backseat full or girls

[CBG]

omg cupe, thanks so so much. That was so intensely accurate!! fuckin funny shit. and no, muzza's are not like anyone else... thats why they have their own name. I fucking despise them

that shit about the carrying a bucket a water is fucking classic. my mate walks like that, but he play's AFL, so its sorta ok.. lol

[awesome88]

whaaaat? tickets have already gone on sale? anyone going?

[awesome88]

just looked at ticketek and says that tickets go on sale tomorrow at 9. not sure what you were looking at az

[Jaz]

yeh ive heard that to

pretty sure there were "early bird" tickets before the line up was even released

[Ravni]

nothing wrong with muzzas they provide endless hours of entertainment,

ooops i was more then likely boardering on one, but i didnt have a VL, didnt talk like one but did cruise bak wen i was 16/17 lol but then again that was bak wen i got my my first car u got fuk all to do lol

but seeing as my first car was a brand spanker xr6 turbo (great times) i dont know where that put me ? plus i didnt try pick up chicks or drive them around

i was an idiot who just liked racing and being an absolute fuk wit in my car! Ah how times change,

had fun while it lasted and flogging the odd merc and bmw m3 with it was fun (pumped a bit of cash in the car) 380 rwkw and some stupid tourqe for a six never ran it on the quater, then got rid of it and bought an xr8 no work done to it im much more civilised now lol

[Jaz]

Bought my 2 tickets

[awesome88]

yup we all got our tickets this morning, gonna be epic