dj tips

[Skank]

ive seen a few of these videos and they really do get the message across without seeming like your trying to rant to hard

[CBG]

haha, promoter one is funny. Does a monkey wank in his food?

[Skank]

i found this stuff so funny cause its so fucking true

[Jaz]

"Does a chimp wank in its food?" "Ill take that as a yes you dirty little freak"

HAHA love it

So many of these video's Just bagging every subject, fucking iphones,Motorbikes, u name it....

makes people take a look at themselfs sometimes though LOL

[ChevChelios]

yeah, theres some awesome mastering engineer ones, heaps funny

[Funky_Steve]

Got to love this one.

I'm sure most of us have heard at least 90% of these:

[Skank]

yeah i heard em all exept the getting laid one

[Funky_Steve]

I hear that one often. And my reply is "Why should I care, it won't get me laid" lol

[Jaz]

is he wearing make up?

[Gandy]

every male/female wears makeup when doing media

[CBG]

If someone jumped into the booth like that I'd go fucking crazy. Most booths have locked doors and a bouncer nearby

[Funky_Steve]

Depends on the size of the club and how much management value their DJs.

Also depends if they encourage requests or not.

[Skank]

i got a rule of no requests after 11 so the 2 poor djs that start at 9 and 10 cop it lol

[CBG]

ha yeah, i sometimes do that. but what can yo do when two hot as chicks are just standing there waiting to talk to you? You have to oblige.. and sometimes the request is reasonable

[Skank]

im taling from a club managers pov, i just put a security guard next to the booth door to stop people approaching it

[Gandy]

i guess in the bigger cities you can be picky about requests?

here, upstairs is no requests with a security guard on the gate of the booth, but everyone upstairs is usually just there to get munted up.

downstairs where its top40 usually have a clipboard and pen so patrons are free to approach the gate and make a request, nothing worse then someone trying to request a song and you still dont understand what they said after the 4th time lol

edit: ps loved the opening dj one hahahaha brings back some memories

[Funky_Steve]

There are good and bad points about taking requests.

The video shows the bad ones. CBG points out the good ones.

[DJ_Shiver]

Has anyone been mouthed because they didn't play someones song or something like that while working in a club?

[Cupe]

im finally watching these clips

they crack me up i loved the iphone one

[Jaz]

at my 1st gig some wanker kept asking for every lilwayne song he could think of, kept saying no no no no

then he stormed off, kept coming back every half hour when he thought of another....

[Cupe]

i was gonna make one of these clips but u gotta pay to publish them fml

[Skank]

yer i was gunna do one as well then the price came up i wass like get fucked

[Cupe]

that dj with a mohawk is a knob

wtf

[Jaz]

he's grot thats for sure

[Funky_Steve]

He's American, what do you expect.

But the stupid requests are universal.