FabDJ Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Party's raging and some fucker comes up to me and hands me CD Meatloaf bat out of hell and says put this on. Quote
fackedd Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Party's raging and some fucker comes up to me and hands me CD Meatloaf bat out of hell and says put this on.lol...... Quote
dim Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 EDIT:Party's raging and some fucker comes up to me and hands me CD Meatloaf bat out of hell and I says put this up yer arse ya fecker. Quote
dim Posted June 12, 2011 Posted June 12, 2011 Not sure if this one's already in here but last night I had this 'orrible bint bringing out this classic spin:"i'm going at 11pm but really want to hear all my favourite songs before i go, can you play.... blah blah blah"I'm thinking: it's not your party, you're not even repping me enough to stay, and yet you want me to drop all the bombs now, just for you, before anyone else is warmed up and ready to rock to them.even if the bombs in question were shite (this is a function) the principle remains... dont waste your best ammo until the targets in your sites.I decided on a standard answer for this last night: "Oh sorry mate this is (the clients name)'s party and I've got to do what she/he wants, if you want to get everthing your way here's my card... I'm always available" Quote
gcdj Posted June 12, 2011 Posted June 12, 2011 I decided on a standard answer for this last night: "Oh sorry mate this is (the clients name)'s party and I've got to do what she/he wants, if you want to get everthing your way here's my card... I'm always available"aha i like that one Quote
Lurk6r Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Somebody asks you to do their party the day before andYourre already booked somewhere else. Quote
imadje Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 you ever fancy the bride?honestly couldn't stop watching. Quote
Lurk6r Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 you ever fancy the bride?honestly couldn't stop watching.Yeh and her dude is a total dud and you cant help but think, if you beat him in a scratch battle then shed be yours for the taking. Quote
imadje Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 ^ yer, i'm married and happy but admit this one bride was exactly my size, still cant believe no one noticed me watching her arse all night!even worse tho: her bloke was ok, good taste in music too... anyway every cloud has a silver lining: and when i get worked up watching some hotty I just save that energy to give it to the wife when i get home Quote
imadje Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 lol. made that mistake so many times when i was playing the field lol again. Quote
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