Another, "The 15 Worst Things to Say to a DJ"

[LabRat]

I've experienced some of these recently for the first time. Never say never because this shit actually happens. I've added a few little personal comments on the side just for kicks

1. “I do a little DJing myself! Can I get in there?” (I recently had someone thrown out because of this)

2. “Guess when my birthday is? TODAY!”

3. “Do you have any Steve Aoki?” (I personally don't have a problem with this lol)

4. “I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s like dumm dee dee dat yeah yeah doopy doop. Play that one.” (Dum De Dum by KeysNKrates?)

5. “Can you get my friend in? THANKS!”

6. “Do you take requests?” (only if she's hot)

7. “Which songs do you have?”

8. “Play something me and my girls can dance to!” (my personal favourite)

9. “HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE THAT SONG?!?!” (a close second to my personal favourite)

10. “Just play it off my phone!” (I also get "Just play it off YouTube)

11. “I don’t like this song… can you just change it?” (this actually happens!)

12. “Can you do that wikka-wikka thing?”

13. “What does this button do?”

14. “It’s too loud, can you turn it down?” (this actually happens!)

15. “Can I just set my drink on your table for like five minutes?”

[SolDios]

14. “It’s too loud, can you turn it down?” (this actually happens!)

This one shits me to tears

[OxyKon]

I've had every one of these done to me, the wicka wicka one some bitch gf of a friend of mine though it's be cool to do this to me while I was mid transition

[Kodiak]

14. “It’s too loud, can you turn it down?” (this actually happens!)

This one shits me to tears

If a house party or private function and the organiser requested this it should be fine. Clubs... No!