Not much of a horror story, but my first propper outing was my best mates wedding, i got hideously drunk by 3pm an was djing from 5 onwards. First hour was good, played heaps of funk and had the old chickens dancing, then i started dropping hip hop. ODB does not go down well with the parents! A few hours later im even more pissed, when a loud anoying bitch starts trying to help me dj and knocks a beer over right next to my decks, unfortunately i hadlost my ability to not be a racist asshole, i dropped the volume on my mixer and said "piss off you coffee coloured maggot!" A statement i am ashamed of till this day. The whole wedding pissed themselves! The next morning i was speaking to the groome and our mates and was informed she later puked on one of the guests and was rolling around in her g string untill nearly everyone had left. So didnt feel to bad about my outburst Lol I remember losing a shoe and getting into a mates car. Then nothing till the next day when, when i went to retrieve my gear. Was a top night really!